Here’s my three tips to have a great Valentine’s Day.
1. Snuggles are Important
What kind of snuggles? All kinds. Sleepy morning snuggles. Sneaky snuggles where you get pounced. Inadvertent snuggles where the bigger cat sleeps on you, is heavy, and forgets you’re there—actually, I don’t like that one.
2. Chocolate is Important
But not for cats. For humans. But in the shape of a cat. That way the person gets the benefit of the chocolate chemicals AND the cat-ness, which supersedes the chocolate value by one million trillion, at least.
3. Flowers are Important
But don’t eat them, or you might barf. People say barfing is not as romantic as chocolate cats. YMMV.
That’s about it. If you go with responsible snuggles, cat-shaped chocolate, and non-edible flowers, you’re sure to have a great day!